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Joke of the Day

"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."

"What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!"

"A word in this sentence is misspelled. Misspelled."

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? greg."

"Term for the Useless I have a buddy that is on unemployment and disability at the same time... I call it unability!"

"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald's; Not funny, grow up."

"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""

"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."

"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."