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Joke of the Day
"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."
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"I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics... Its called new-Tron."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""
"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk... He said ""Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"""
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"""Well grandma,"" I said, ""this is where you will be staying eventually, do you like it? "" She shouted, ""Will you fuck off and let me visit your granddad's grave in peace!"""
"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club."
"Whisky won't fix your problems... But it's worth a shot!"
"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""
"- How much for the mobile tampon? - Ma'am? - It's a bit big. - Ma'am, it's a lamb. - Does it make that sound because it has detected blood?"