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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fox in to an elephant? Marry it."
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"I saw a woman suffering cardiac arrest earlier... She asked for me to call her an ambulance. I did, but I think she should've asked for help instead."
"OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*"
"Why does Chuck Norris play cowbell? Because he beats time!"
"The US govt has a department of ethics... No bullshit they really do... Its a sick joke... [go to g](http://www.usa.gov/directory/federal/)"
"If the Dove is ""The Bird Of Peace"" What's the bird of love? The Swallow."
"Islamophobia is a lot like acrophobia ... understandable to an extent."
"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"
"How much does a hipster weigh? ....An instagram."
"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."