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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? if so, how did you get their little legs apart?"
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"[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much cheaper You get more bang for your buck"
"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."
"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""
"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""
"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."
"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."
"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."
"Emails So I had to stop redirecting my emails to the girls in my class. They said I was being too forward."