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Joke of the Day
"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."
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"""Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."""
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"What's the difference between an airport shop and a golf course covered in bacon? One's a duty free, the others a Jew free tee."
"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."
"I used to have a terrible addiction to soap... ...but I'm clean now."
"What do you call an Indian man who fought for years for peace that then transitioned into a woman? Mahatma Gone-D"
"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."
"Caught myself yelling ""FUCK YOU"" to my burrito for dripping on pants, feet & bed, if you were wondering who's raising the next generation."
"What do you call a little kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."