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Joke of the Day

"What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? ""Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."""

"How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..."

"what do you call a prosecutor on a rape case? a cosby sweater."

"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."

"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"

"What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"

"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"

"Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield? They didn't want to leave their brothers behind."