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Joke of the Day

"I was chatting with a deaf person on omegle. He asked me ""ASL?""."

"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."

"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."

"[Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him"

"I'm 2/3 virgin."

"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."

"Over the weekend, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said ""Wow, that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."""

"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."

"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"

"Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best... but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories."