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Joke of the Day

"I feel like I'm not giving my followers enough in my tweets. Would you be interested in stock tips or free shampoo samples?"

"Interesting piece of history... In 1872, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first."

"That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents."

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"

"Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor."

"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"

"[Date] Karen: ""You okay?"" Ian: ""I'm undressing you in my mind"" K: ""Okay... you look confused!"" I: ""I've never seen a bra strap like this"""

"My niece was fired from the chicken farm today She was caught poaching eggs"

"What does a feminist and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"""This love triangle is WAY too complicated"" Pythagoras' other woman"