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Joke of the Day

"1.Why did Sara fall off the swing?? 2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there? NOT SARA!!"

"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza"

"My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's quite rewarding working from home I tell ya"

"Really shouldn't If you're always Putin things off, you'll end up Russian."

"watching my cats groom each other and it feels like I should be throwing money at them"

"Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!"

"What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy."

"A blonde walked into the dentist office... ...and sat down in a chair. The dentist said: ""Open Wide"" ""I can't"" - The blonde said. - ""This chair has arms"""

"I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots."

"Once I told a noble gas joke... There wasn't a reaction"