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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early? Christian Bale."

"*downloads Pinterest *pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest *uninstalls"

"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"

"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."

"People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald's accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries."

"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"

"""Do not purchase if seal is broke"" *looks over at homeless seal* *places canned pickles back on the shelf*"

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"