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Joke of the Day

"After sex a woman tells a man that she didn't like his performance, that his organ was to small. He looks at her and says ""I didn't know I would be playing in a cathedral""."

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"My buddy asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told him not much has changed, I just get a little less head."
"How many Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have Giants for that kinda shit."
"Just bought a guitar. The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached."
"What do Russians call their barbers? Combrade"
"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"
"hey girl, are you my mom? cuz i'd like to kill your husband and fuck you"
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest' cd, not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers"
"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""