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Joke of the Day
"It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??"
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"What did the black guy get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
"What does a man with a 9 inch penis eat for breakfast? Well, Right now I'm frying up some eggs, got some toast in the toaster and the coffees brewing."
"Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet."
"I'm really not a fan of Mayweather but.. It's actually perfect outside so I cant complain."
"I don't understand romantic movies, why waste all that time with the complicated, man-hating main character when her slut friend is cuter."
"i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears"
"Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson."
"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"