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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer."
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"CARPET SALESMAN: [sighing, handing me another sample] What about this one for your bedroom? ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small"
"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"
"What's a good treatment for insomnia? Bill Cosby"
"""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Ask your sister!"" ""I don't have a si- Oh."""
"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."
"Whats the difference between racism and asians? Racism has many faces."
"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."
"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""
"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"