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Joke of the Day

"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."

"The spork is the hermaphrodite of utensils."

"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."

"Every couple weeks I pour a little cocoa powder and hot milk down the sink as a pick me up for any struggling mole people."

"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."

"Mike Pence said that his Vice Presidential role model is Vice President Cheney. Huh. Who would've thought that after making so much LGBT discriminatory legislation that Pence loved Dick?"

"Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters."

"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."

"What's a priest on an egg called? A brother"

"My leg brushed against the toilet in a Starbucks bathroom. Goodbye leg. You were a good leg."