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Joke of the Day
"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"I've decided to take the day off today. I'm just going to call it to."
"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."
"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."
"How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches"
"Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be"
"My sex life is such a disaster... My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts."