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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie? A bad judge of character."

"NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter. I call bullshit. After logging on, most of us aren't motivated enough to get dressed"

"A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar... and I know this because they won't shut up about it."

"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark."

"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"

"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."

"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"

"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""

"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."