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Joke of the Day

"For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime? Racketeering"

"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay...he woke up."

"The Sun's probably Asian."

"Unfortunately Miley Cyrus broke up with her boyfriend It didn't twerk out"

"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."

"You know what else is pointless? Circles."

"Just accidentally used ""then"" instead of ""than"" and now I know what it feels like to be imperfect! Weird!"