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Joke of the Day
"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"
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"If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof.... ...would you help your uncle Jack off?"
"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"
"Know your customer. Think like an idiot."
"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."
"Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark"
"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"
"How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""
"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"