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Joke of the Day

"To the cars honking behind me, Sorry I held up the drive thru line for 5 minutes counting to make sure I got all 50 of my McNuggets"

"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."

"We white people don't shoot eachother I'm the streets like you blacks.... We do it in the schools because we have class! I'm sorry!!"

"Got caught smelling my sisters underwear yesterday. Made the rest of her funeral very fucking awkward."

"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."

"It was delicious -1 2^3 E ....... And it was delicious"

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"

"To find your real porn name, take the translation of your Chinese letter tramp stamp & add to the name of your mom's 4th alcoholic husband"