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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Who cares! More bacon for me."
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"""So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?"" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* ""I'm a people person."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"
"Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin."
"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"
"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."
"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"
"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"
"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"
"How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner."