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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"
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"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
"Do steam rollers really roll steam?"
"Why are mountain jokes the best? Because they're HILLarious"
"Someone told me that you look like an owl."
"Just saw a guy with a chain wallet. A bunch of people were trying to steal his wallet, but they couldn't"
"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."
"""Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'."" - study conducted using Christmas newsletters"
"i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on 0 and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid"
"Its disgusting and derogatory to call a gay man a fruit How could something so pure and sweet be compared to a homosexual!!!"