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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"
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"Your mother is so ugly, that if she were the only girl in Texas... ...the Lone Ranger would be lonely for a loooooooooooooooong time"
"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"
"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"
"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"
"The first rule of Yacht Club is you need a membership and a boat."
"What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???"
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."
"God made me an atheist Who are you to question his Wisdom."