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Joke of the Day
"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"
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"What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night."
"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."
"Your momma is so stupid... She thought tinder was a cooking show to make chicken."
"""Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!"" [cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]"
"If my husband asks, we took a lit course together in college"
"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."
"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."
"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"
"Quite the conundrum for us ass men... We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I'll see myself out now."