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Joke of the Day
"i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again"
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"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."
"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"
"What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose."
"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"Harry says to Hermione: ""Hey Hermione, guess how I got my dick to be 12 inches?"" Hermione sarcastically responds: ""I don't know Harry... Magic?"" Harry: ""I folded it in half."""
"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."
"*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit"
"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"