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Joke of the Day
"I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you"
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"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee"
"If I ever have two sons, I'll name one Penn and the other Sword, then make them wrestle a lot just to see if it's true."
"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"
"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It's a play on words."
"What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office."
"My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied."
"What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut? A Pi-cashew"