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Joke of the Day

"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort; it is equal to one night. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."

"Every night Owen Wilson secretly prays tomorrow will be the day his son breaks his nose for the first time."

"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"

"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"

"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."

"What is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull? The bull has its horns in the front and the asshole in the back!"

"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"

"Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules."

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"Canada. Because I love being cold 95% of my life."