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Joke of the Day
"When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first."
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"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."
"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you!"
"A Redditor walked into a We took too long to load this page for you. Try again and hopefully we'll be fast enough this time."
"I was on TV last night When I'm drunk, I sleep anywhere."
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"What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young"
"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"What do you call a depressed cow? A mooooope"
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