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Joke of the Day

"Some dude at ASU named Dean has me on his list. Honestly, I don't appreciate or understand it. Thinking about contacting the authorities."

"A guy accidentally opens the bathroom door as a girl was taking a shower, he tries to say sorry but the girl interrups him: -Shh bby is ok"

"How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!"

"What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food? Taco Bell's Cannon"

"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."

"Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I'll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live."

"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."

"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."