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Joke of the Day

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"me: how was your camping trip 5 y/o: good me: what'd you guys do 5 y/o: camped"

"How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? ""We just report the facts we don't change them."""

"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."

"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."

"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"

"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""

"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. I got error 404 file not found :("

"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."