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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mad lunch? Hater-tots"
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"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
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"Billy Joel was hospitalized last week. He had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. You oughtta know by now."
"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."
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"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."