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Joke of the Day
"What did the sign on the closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"
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"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """
"Why are girls so hot? because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P"
"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""
"If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?"
"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."
"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."
"All of the good tweets are either married or gay."
"How is it that magic carpets are able to fly? They are powered by turban engines."