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Joke of the Day

"Why are girls so hot? because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P"

"My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work? Because 7,8,9"

"*rises out of neighbor's hot tub* I'd like to talk to you guys about home alarm systems..."

"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"

"Set a fire for a man and you'll keep him warm for an hour... ...set a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb? Who's asking?"

"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"

"They say to wait a few months before throwing down $1000+ on something, to see if you still want it. Unfortunately, my land lord doesn't seem to agree."

"What did Sting say to his proctologist? Don't stand so close to me."

"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."