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Joke of the Day
"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."
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"Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc."
"What's the difference between dead babies and salads? I don't put my salads in the microwave before I eat them"
"Every time I text this guy, he replies with ""Sorry, I'm driving."" It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now."
"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."
"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."
"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."
"I asked an Indian man how to make his amazing Naan bread. He was like ""Naan of your buisiness bitch!"""
"What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !"
"My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died She got beaten to death by a giant crab"