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Joke of the Day

"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."

"If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says ""LMAO,"" it stands for ""let's murder Albanians overseas"" and he wants his daughter back."

"What do you call a vessel full of academics? A scholarship"

"The punchline Did I ruin this joke?"

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"4pm Me: How was school today? Kid: ... 6pm Me: Do anything fun today? Kid: ... Bedtime Me: Goodnight! Kid: Guess what happened at school?"

"How much does Jesus love you? Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)"

"A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"

"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""