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Joke of the Day
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
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"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
"If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar... Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger."
"My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids."
"I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain."
"I like my coffee like I like slaves.... Free."
"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."
"Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card? Cause she got a D"
"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."