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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? They are in their sexual prime."
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"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."
"I now win almost every argument with my zombie girlfriend I just give her a little piece of my mind!"
"I'm ""I lost my car in a parking lot"" years old *clicks alarm, clicks alarm* *silence* Am I even in the right parking lot?"
"What do old people smell like. Depends."
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""
"Old Testament: Death, plagues, vengeance New Testament: Forgiveness, love, wants you to call home Having a kid really mellowed God out."
"A joke for the cerebral...What do you call it when a bunch of crows agree to meet later? Premeditated murder."