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Joke of the Day

"I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion."

"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""

"You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)"

"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."

"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."

"Me: Pfft.. There is scientific evidence that a woman's brain is lighter than a man's. Her: Perhaps because it gets more exercise."

"I had to break up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today. She was seeing other people."

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"HOLY SHIT. THANK GOD TINA S. UPDATED HER FACEBOOK STATUS TO ""i hate studyyinggg"" OR ELSE WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?! BIG NEWS, TINA! BIG NEWS."

"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"