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Joke of the Day
"Every time I tell dad jokes He laughs"
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"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."
"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""
"There are three types of people... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family."
"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off."
"I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but, my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding"
"Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar? Because you need to be 21 to get in."
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"Don't hesitate when you come to a fork in the road. Be bold. Pick that fork up and take it home. Free cutlery!"