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Joke of the Day
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
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"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."
"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place."
"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
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