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Joke of the Day

"Matthew 11, Luke 9 and John 12... ...are just three of the boys Father O'Reilly has to stay at least 50 yards from."

"I really wish my boss would fall for the ""but all my friends are allowed to be late to work"" excuse."

"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"

"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail"

"Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards."

"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both."