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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Shoes there. Must be the invisible man."
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"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"
"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"
"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."
"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."
"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."
"I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns"
"I call my nephews ""Dude"" and ""Homie"" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)"
"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"
"Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."