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Joke of the Day
"""Strive to be the man you want your daughter to marry"" ~ Woody Allen"
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"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"
"What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop? Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp."
"What's the best hour to book a dental appointment? Tooth hurty."
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."
"Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."
"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."
"No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one."
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No, I'm stuffed."""
"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"