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Joke of the Day
"Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !"
Next Joke
"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."
"What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house."
"A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy long legs."
"I'm not the jealous type. I wish I was, though."
"I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected."
" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "
"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"
"[unleashes dog at dog park] me: don't embarrass me now dog: i won't *sees pretty girl* me: hi, i'm dog: he drinks wine through a straw"
"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"