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Joke of the Day

"Snapple's made from ""The Best Stuff on Earth."" Really? Heroin-laced Nutella?"

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels."

"Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? A: Decalfinated."

"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."

"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."

"Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant? Because he was cold and calculating."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."

"A black woman named Latisha has three boys all named LeSean. How does she tell them apart? Their last names!"

"""The tension between Uranus... and Pluto hat has been there since June of 2012 will finally ease up"", Astrologist say."