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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake. as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake."

"Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke."

"I like my beer the same way I like my violence... Domestic."

"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."

"I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R"

"I had sex with a prostitute the other night... It turned out to be a rash decision."

"What's the difference between jelly & jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"

"Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car? So he always hits the green when he's driving."

"Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask."