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Joke of the Day
"What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle"
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"I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you."
"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"
"Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood. Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess."
"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"
"Why your mom never took you to the zoo They wouldn't allow you to leave"
"My humor is so black... ...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times"
"Little known fact: most shepards have NO idea how many sheep are in their flock.... Every time they try to count them....."
"Definition: Coffin What they carry you offin."
"[interview] ""What's your strongest trait?"" My fingers. ""No, like... Are you pinching me??"" GIVE ME [fighting to maintain pinch] THE JOB"