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Joke of the Day
"Why do women like men who can work on cars? They know how to work under the hood!"
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"What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."
"""I like to get off on the right foot."" ""Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."""
"I may be getting old but not ""doesn't know what day of the week it is"" old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer."
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""
"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."
"SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE: *unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on"
"What's the best part about being an orphan? All your chips and candy bars are family sized."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"
"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."