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Joke of the Day
"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"
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"ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them."
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"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"