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Joke of the Day
"I want to work in salon.. So I can get paid to give facials"
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"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"
"A time traveler walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we don't serve time travelers here."" The time traveler looks at the bartender and says ""it's about time!"""
"MTV stopped having their ""Unplugged"" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments."
"Why isn't George R.R. Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill"
"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"
"The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."
"A friend showed me a funny steak pun the other day. I must say, steak puns are truly a rare medium well done."
"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."