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Joke of the Day

"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner"

"Bernie will win the 2020 Democratic Nomination... ...because his supporters will be old enough to vote."

"fat people https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2uje2o/how_to_lose_weight_fast/?submit_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzfOy5Ghv9rM&already_submitted=true"

"Breaking up with a Japanese girl is the worst... you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."

"When is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30"

"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"

"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"

"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"