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Joke of the Day

"Why did H kill itself? Because the G-had!"

"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"

"Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds??? Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!"

"What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?"

"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte."

"What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement? ""I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."""

"Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now. I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy."

"Mary had a little sheep and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram so Mary had a little lamb."

"What is Tigger's favorite day? Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second."