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Joke of the Day
"Why did H kill itself? Because the G-had!"
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"What's a Drill Sergeant's term for an erection? Penis weakness leaving the body."
"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"
"What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego."
"I make the kids wear fannypacks so they'll have someplace to hold my drugs when we get pulled over."
"""The entire sky is mine to explore!Nah, Ill just swoop dangerously through traffic instead.""- Birds"
"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""
"What's the best thing about Sweden? Well, their flag is a big plus..."
"*on the phone Him: where are you?! Me: I'm just waiting for the train Him: hurry up Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster"
"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"