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Joke of the Day
"You had me at: I'm calling the police."
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"A Couple of underscores is to a couple of underscores? Ok. RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."
"Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow."
"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"
"Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?"
"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"
"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"
"The Grim Reaper walks over to you in his Uggs, taps his Michael Kors watch and says, ""you're literally dead."""
"Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel"
"What do you call a hookers fart? A prosti-toot"