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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat."

"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"

"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""

"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."

"Surveys have shown that.. 6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy"

"In order to finish my 2016 resolution, i cut off my left leg... That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A can't see-creature."

"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"

"Late to bed and late to rise . . . Makes a man who will serve french fries."

"Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeno business."